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 13:06 | 21/Jul/2007
Freindship and Faith
The miracle that costed 1 dollar and 11 cents> >> >> >    A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly  jar> >from its hiding place in the closet.> >> >      She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully.> >Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.> >> >      Carefully placi... more...
 10:45 | 18/May/2007
THE MAN HIS WIFE AND THE GENIE
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go upthere, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."So the coupl... more...
 18:28 | 16/May/2007
COPY AND PASTE
  >Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers.>>One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, ' The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!' The crowd was sh... more...
 16:51 | 12/May/2007
Resignation
The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don't know if I should stay.  To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL, they wont change their way I don't know if I should stay.  The project is in a critical stage But to do good work, this... more...
 12:03 | 24/Dec/2006
HOW TO IMPRESSA WOMAN.   * Wine her,* Dine her,* Call her,* Hug her,* Support her, * Hold her,* Surprise her,* Compliment her, * Smile at her,* Listen to her, * Laugh with her,* Cry with her,* Romance her,* Encourage her,* Believe in her,* Pray with her, * Pray for her,* Cuddle with her,* Shop with her,* Give her jewelry,* Buy her flowers,* Hold he... more...
 16:56 | 12/Dec/2006
Men's RulesHere are some men's rules ,there are plenty of rules by women it is time we came out with some.pl note that all of them are numbered 1 on purpose.1.Shopping is not a sport and we are not going to consider it as one.1.Crying is blackmail.1.Ask for what u want  -- Subtle hints dont work  --Strong hints dont work  -- Obvious hints dont work... more...
 17:58 | 4/Nov/2006
SUCCESS AND RECENT SUICIDE BY STUDENTS
  Recently there has been a spate of suicides by students because they did notsucceed in exams.Now lets see what is success ??WHAT IS SUCCESS ?> >> > At Age 4........... Success is........not peeing in your pants.> >> > At Age 6............Success is........finding your way home (from> > school)> >> > At Age 12...........Success is........having fr... more...
 15:43 | 26/Oct/2006
  ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man+ smart woman = romance Smart man+dumb woman = affair Dumb man+smart woman = marriage Dumb man+ dumb woman = pregnancyOFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss+ smart employee = profit  Smart boss+dumb employee = production Dumb boss+smart employee = promotion Dumb boss+dumb employee = overtimeSHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a ... more...
 16:08 | 25/Sep/2006
POLYANDRY 2
POLY ANDRY -II AGAIN IN REFERENCE TO MY BLOG PART 1I AM REFERING TO A SERIOUS PROBLEMWHICH ENCOMPASSES 3 ISSUES a)Female foeticideb)Bride buyingc)Poly AndryAlthough all 3 problems are enormous I am particularly peeved about this Poly andryI have received a mail from a joker JOHN PPP for which I can't send a reply by emailI vehemently think that to ... more...
 14:48 | 18/Sep/2006
HR JOB MADE EASY
  Here is an intresting version of way to identify people suited for a particular job. Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:           A. If they are counting ... more...
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 DrHarmeet Singh | 20:29 | 11/Dec/2007
Friends: (1227)  | City: Birmingham  | Interests: Having a good laugh
Very Hot
A Zen master visiting London City goes up to a hot dog vendor (Indian of course) and says, "Make me one with everything."The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a €20 note.The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.The vendor responds, "Chan...  more...
 sandy SHET | 19:31 | 17/Oct/2007
Friends: (19)  | City: Gwalior  | Interests: singing, reading,...
Diary
Hi friends, Have you ever maintained a diary? Oh I always loved writing diary. It’s so much fulfilling. At the end of the day you can shed all your cribbings, fantasies, expectations, disasters, cravings,  inhibitions and what not. Isn’t it lovely to have a place of your own where no encroachers haunt you? I feel diary is such place. In a world whe...  more...
 S M | 14:17 | 4/Aug/2007
Friends: (196)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Reading, Writing,...
The Future Redefined
The Future Redefined The books are way of life and the collection of books that we keep is our knowledge source often. It will be crazy idea to keep a collection of books handy while on the move or going for work for any book worm. When is the last time you bought a newspaper on the news stand to keep abreast with the latest happening. Have you eve...  more...
 drshree sharma | 21:37 | 27/Aug/2007
Friends: (464)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: reading
Why?
In India we think of very high of those people who are living or working abroad !!! As a student or as a professional we grow up with a dream of studying or working abroad.I feel nothing in the world is like India. We leave behind our families and the place where we were brought up, once we leave then we realize what we have missed.I have seen a bl...  more...
 nilam c | 12:27 | 26/May/2007
Friends: (73)  | City: Udaipur  | Interests: reading,making fr...
Basic Etiquttes
These are some basic etiquttes which normaly people don't  follow :HOW TO TACKLE A BUFFETBuffets can be real etiquette challenges with a long queue of people often tackling a limited supply of food. Keep these tips in mind the next time you’re at a buffet to eat your fill but with politeness.  - When in the queue: When taking your place in the queu...  more...
 Veena singh | 16:55 | 27/Dec/2006
Friends: (45)  | City: Goa  | Interests: reading
  Tumhari doosti ka sila har hal mai denge... , khuda bhi mage ye dil to use bhi tal denge, Agar dil hi kahe tum vewafa ho , to ae dost ise bhi sine se nikal denge....... ******** Har terha ke shikve seh lete hai, Zindigi ko yu jee lete hai... Mila lete hai jin se haat pyar ka  hum........ Un hato se zehar bhi pi lete   hai ….    more...
 vishal arora | 03:04 | 9/May/2007
Friends: (75)  | City: Roorkee  | Interests: any thing that in...
destiny
The Destiny...yes sheer destiny...what else it can be named as.....you always try to be smartest while taking your decisions and this fate can make mockery of it any point of time.....Here is my story which brought me to this realisation...I was placed in Covansys a software firm....brilliant decision of mine as i thought...as the firm is not so b...  more...
 mesha bhat | 08:49 | 26/Sep/2007
Friends: (130)  | Interests: reading,poetry,pa...
He..He...This one rocks..
"The Obedient Wife" There was a man who had worked all his life, had savedall of his money, and was a real "miser" when it cameto his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When Idie, I want you to take all my money and put it in thecasket with me. I want to take my money to theafterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, ...  more...
 sunanda kunzru | 12:23 | 30/Aug/2006
Friends: (22)  | City: Oslo  | Interests: travelling,music,...
sab chalta hai...!
I really wonder how many of us come across this same line in our daily life...Autowallah bhaiya refusing to give u changes of 2-3 bucks out of crispy 500!!....explaining...chalta hai na, kya madam!People coming late to the office on pretext of a traffic jam...chalta hai..sir!(ahem)your precious jamnabai not turning up and ditching you on your son's...  more...
 Namrata Sriv... | 13:57 | 29/Nov/2007
Friends: (140)  | City: Kanpur  | Interests: interested in alm...
i have a game for you :)
hi,hey i have got a game for you.. just look at the questions down and load them with the funniest answers you have.. exercise your wit to the fullest and see, what comes out at the end.. and no need to mention that please keep the humour.. healthy. so here we go... 1. If ur gf asks you to wear something pink, what is that going to be?2. A long que...  more...
 madhavi sree... | 22:48 | 22/Mar/2007
Friends: (173)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: Painting, singing...
short break
Hi guys,Me going on a holiday for the next few days. Please keep an eye on my iland ( :-) ), so that my blogs are all intact till I come back......he he he.....saying this because few ppl's blogs were missing when they didn't login for a few days 2 mths ago. I donno what's the situation now....Hope to see many many more blogs on the girl child on t...  more...
 Lakshmi K | 08:48 | 10/Apr/2007
Friends: (54)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Drawing, painting...
Your Name
Some beautiful...wordings that I got. Would like to share with myRediffIland friends... Just words....Your Name....I wrote your name in the SKY,but the wind blew it.I wrote your name in the SAND,but the waves washed it away.I wrote your name in my HEART.and it will forever stay... - Jessica BladeMe too will complete my 1 year at Iland on 15.04.07.....  more...
 arti saggi | 16:49 | 2/Mar/2007
Friends: (46)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: Reading, writing ...
Holi hai!!!!!
Holi is round the corner and I suddenly feel that there’s nobody who would like to colour me with different colours of holi. In fact I’d be cleaning my house that day. Every festival comes and goes and I keep thinking in my heart that one of these days I will have someone to share the joy of these fests with me. But in the end find myself alone sit...  more...
 dee vine | 12:45 | 5/Aug/2007
Friends: (145)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: eat out, go out, ...
;-) a friend with weed is a friend indeed .... and a friend in need is a pest ... LOL ....   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8      more...
 aradhana khanna | 19:07 | 12/Dec/2007
Friends: (115)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: reading,writing, ...
Dressing Table
Dressing table This doesn’t really look good on me Tria thought, catching her reflection on the mahogany dressing mirror. Her reflection paused for a minute, pirouetted around on stilettos to catch a whirl of the flowered skirt with a bow near the waist.   The Mirror was ordinary enough, the wood bearing scratches,  parenphilia scattered around  in...  more...
 Sonia Singh | 12:43 | 19/Sep/2006
Friends: (27)  | Interests: travelling, music...
Too Tempting to Resist: ADULTERY
Adultery is something that we are all capable of but some of us have a greater willpower than others to resist such a temptation. Most people will accept, if they were being honest, that they occasionally feel an attraction towards someone other than their partner but only some of us will actually follow through and think with our body rather than ...  more...
 ratna rajaiah | 10:51 | 9/Dec/2007
Friends: (269)  | Interests: reading, writing,...
Question of the Week - Richest Indian
Is there anything that Mukesh Ambani looks at and thinks to himself:"Aw gee - I wish I could afford to buy that..."  more...
 Chethna Shenoy | 11:18 | 21/Feb/2007
Friends: (163)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Watching movies. ...
Mera Dil
Raah mein kaante bichein,par nahi rukta yeh dil,pair cheel jayein sahi, par nahi jukta yeh dil|Ghaav khakaar bhi use,Aaage badana jo pasand hai|Raah mein nadiyan milein,ya mile sagar sahi,is dil mein hai hosala, ki par kar jaye vahi|Doob kar bhi teranais dil ko jo pasand hai|Raah mein parvat kayi,par paar jana hai use,pair yeh dagamaga rahe, par di...  more...
 Tinky Toinkers | 21:49 | 25/Oct/2006
Friends: (74)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: I am Jack. All wo...
Colours and light, joy to the spirit, heart of life..  more...
 alpana | 22:10 | 13/Dec/2007
Friends: (240)  | City: NOIDA  | Interests: painting, reading...
 its a plea! please respect and love ur elders always! Aaj shaam thi ajeeb si na thi chiyoan ki chehak na thi phooloan mey mehak aisa laga ki pavan ney dhoond ki chaadarchaaroan aur li thi lapet! na tha mausam garmi ka na hua sardi ka ehsaasbas lag raha tha kuch rokh raha hai mera saansaaj shaam thi ajeeb siaur mein thi shayad bheetar mann key thod...  more...
 Kiran Salaunkey | 18:35 | 19/Dec/2006
Friends: (14)  | City: London  | Interests: Travelling, Bolly...
Change is Constant
After pouring venom in my previous blog about the name change of my beloved city, I was led to believe that name changes is largely an Indian phenomena, aptly demonstrated by the big metros of Mumbai, Chennai, Kolkata and now Bangalore nee Bengalooru; but was quite surprised to find that not to be the scenario. Infact there are many places in the w...  more...
 smiriti sagar | 10:03 | 18/Sep/2006
Friends: (37)  | Interests: Reading, Music
Hi
hi everyone and sorry for being so out of touch in past few days. i guess i was just basking in the after effects of the lightness i felt after bringing out my inner conflicts in writing. May be the problems are really not that big as we tend to make them by hiding them or not trying to sort them out. one way of justfying our own less acceptable be...  more...
 sur mehta | 00:49 | 23/May/2007
Friends: (87)  | City: Calcutta  | Interests: .
      Ever we tried to find out what exactly friendship is????                             FRIENDSHIP    exactly where is its place & where we can find it???      Do anyone have answer to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                   For me…………..It’s my belief or says my perception that its not that we can go n buy it in any malls or markets or shops no. I th...  more...
 janus janus | 18:03 | 13/Dec/2007
Friends: (259)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: Music, cooking, t...
Bees saal baad
I think it’s the time for re-runs in my life! Last year I embarked on a road trip down south and visited places that I had not been to for 20-odd years. And in a week’s time, I will be visiting another country which I last saw 20years ago. A lot has changed in India in the meantime, and in life. I wonder what kind of changes have happened in a coun...  more...
 Anushree Jindal | 16:01 | 12/Jan/2007
Friends: (73)  | City: Indore  | Interests: my name defines m...
bunawat...
Hello to all my friends..No doubt, I have been a silent visitor of this portal from a long long time. Sumthing resisted from showcasing my inner ex-pressions.. But, since a long time, sumthing was tempting me to start.....And when today in college I wrote this poem (while the most boring lecture was going on), I knew the time has cum....All this is...  more...
 Dheeraj Khanna | 21:15 | 19/Aug/2007
Friends: (328)  | Interests: cricket, movies, ...
The Bourne Series...... download now!!
The Bourne Ultimatum has turn out to be huge this summer in Hollywood. So I thought, why not give a tribute to that great spy-master Robert Ludlum who created Bourne and made him a delicious character, an anti-thesis of James Bond.So I give you the The Bourne Trilogy. Now available for download.Go ahead, get ready for a thrilling ride.Downloand the...  more...
 Manish bagra | 11:15 | 1/Jul/2007
Friends: (79)  | City: Cuttack  | Interests: Travelling,biking...
जिन्दè...
मैं दो कदम चलता और एक पल को रुकता मगर………..इस एक पल जिन्दè 7;ी मुझसे च&#...  more...
 Candy Paul | 00:48 | 19/Sep/2007
Friends: (45)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Blogging, Movies
Visual Side
When I can hear you?I dun talk to UNCLEsM no uncle bacche ki jaan mat le Few days later .. I got a mic for myself and surprised him. He was so glad to hear me .. we spoke for hours together. U have an amazing voice … I knowM not kidding u really do have a good voice, a soothing toneCha lab maska mat maar And we went on with our silly talks. One day...  more...
 urvi | 22:04 | 25/Feb/2007
Friends: (160)  | City: Jamnagar  | Interests: Pursuing peace an...
Tagged !!!
My dear friend DK tagged me few days back. We feel we know ourselves quite well, but after these questions one realises we need to know ourself more !! Thanx DK, it was like looking inside me….. Three things that scare me Travelling in flights Addition of years to my age Closed spaces (quite claustrophobic) Three people who make me laugh Saas bahu ...  more...
 rachna mehta | 12:00 | 8/Sep/2006
Friends: (30)  | City: Indore  | Interests: reading, listenin...
Help.............
As the days were passing by, unwanted qualms were occupying her mind. She was filled with a sudden distress. Every time she thought about her miserable life, she wanted to cry aloud. And the fact that there was no one to pay heed to her mourning, made her feel more & more gloomy and dejected. She sometimes dream of being alone in a dark room, her h...  more...
 deepa gumble | 13:05 | 4/Nov/2007
Friends: (117)  | City: Nagpur  | Interests: trekking,roaming ...
Hiello!
Hello to each & every romantic heart here! Beautiful iland .......... life is beautiful on this iland ............. enjoying every bit of it ..... See ya soon ........    more...
 Purnima | 15:32 | 23/Nov/2007
Friends: (63)  | Interests: Paintings,travell...
Bollywood on the globe
Every Next Weekend here in Switzerland and also in Germany everyone gather in front of the Television to watch a fantastic movie. It is a much sought after Movie. Everyone has been talking and telling others to watch it!  The actor in the Movie is the favorite and so is the actress. Almost every next weekend it is the same actors movie. They all ad...  more...
 amazing santro | 00:40 | 9/Apr/2007
Friends: (140)  | Interests: to know about sec...
privileges & duties..
Sitting on the stack of rights.. Throwing back..the..striking duties ..Shaping..some innovative canons..and codes for leftover species…  the menPlunged into the duties… Thirsting for.. snatched privileges..Do’s and don’ts..whatever..Can  procure...only..the sharp edges..  the women[don't take it otherwise please..it's just a picture of our society....  more...
 gurpreet kaur | 22:47 | 5/Nov/2006
Friends: (9)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: Reading,web surfi...
Life
My Life has stopped moving further...i dont know wat has happened to me i dont want to do any thing more in life though i have not achieved my goels yet...dont feel like moving ahead ....why i m left behind when everyone is in the race ...why i have stopped running in the race........ watching the race track but dont want to be in the race of life....  more...
 Malini Laskar | 14:23 | 26/Nov/2007
Friends: (54)  | City: Faridabad  | Interests: Life is beautiful
Thanks & Bye
Doston, Bahut dino tak aap logo ka sath raha, bahut izzat aur bahut pyaar mila aap logo se, par ab kuch karno se aap sabhi se izazat leti hu.... is vade ke sath ki wapas aaoungi ek din.... ek nayee jindagi ki shuruat ki khabar liye.... Aap sabhi ko mera bahut bahut shukriya.... Love Shailey      more...
 riju bisht | 11:02 | 1/Sep/2006
Friends: (9)  | City: nainital  | Interests: writing, reading,...
WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE What do you expect from such simple creatures?! Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The ...  more...
 dinesh niduvani | 12:53 | 27/Apr/2007
Friends: (199)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: travelling,playin...
OSHO THOUGHTS
Osho Thoughts  is taken from the website  woopit .comMoment to Moment       The past is no more and the future is not yet;Both are unnecesarily moving in directions which dont exist.One used to exist,but no longer exists,and one has not even started to exist.The only right person is one who lives moment to moment ,who is always arrow is directed to...  more...
 shilpa j | 15:10 | 18/Sep/2006
Friends: (8)  | City: Karnal  | Interests: reading ,writing,...
Some shers
I hope the shayars dont yell from there gravesKucch Babbar Sher  Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !  Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to santra tha,pass jake dekha to santra tha,cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha,Khake dekha to bhi santra ...  more...
 anita g | 12:46 | 20/Aug/2007
Friends: (54)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Trying to underst...
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's...  more...
 vidushi agni... | 13:01 | 21/Apr/2006
Friends: (26)  | City: Lucknow  | Interests: movies,reading fi...
why r pple so self centerd???
This is sumthin what i was thinking 4 d last few days..... i wud like 2 know evry1's thought on dis so dat i can know wethr my thinking is right or wrong!!!!     HAZRATGANJ,the heart of d city ver i live(Lucknow).Many pple come der & do ganjing,shopping,flirting,etc.they njoy themselves & return back 2 der places shattering d hopes of poor....i wan...  more...
 aruna khurana | 16:40 | 20/Nov/2007
Friends: (23)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: reading ,watching...
ayurveda
  AYURVEDA  servebhavantu sukhina-may all be happy serve santu niramaya-may all be free from disease serve bhadrani pasyantu-may auspsiousness come to all ma kascid dukhabhag bhavet-maynone even suffer  more...
 Manasee Mishra | 11:58 | 23/Jul/2007
Friends: (216)  | City: Lucknow  | Interests: Nature,Moovies,Th...
Find... Who R You !
Hi frnz...Here'z somethin 4 u , which describes   -  "WAT SORT OF PERSONALITY DO YE POSSESS..."  1.)- Me First     AN EGOISTUr attitude to life is simple, direct, and aboveboard - every decision u make is based on the answer to one question : "What's in it for me?" If ur selfishness, greed, and ruthless desire for self-advancement hurt other ppl, t...  more...
 sunil varma | 17:54 | 11/Oct/2006
Friends: